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Title: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on May 18, 2014, 06:10:42 PM


The Non League Paper's anonymous Ground Hopper columnist was present at the J Davidson Stadium for last Saturday's Skrill North Promotion Final and his/her report appears on page six of today's issue.

Their final ratings (out of a maximum of five) were as follows:

Ticket value: 3.5;

Programme: 2;

Food: 4;

Bar: 3;

Facilities: 2;

Welcome: 4;

Match: 3;

Overall: 3.5.

 
 
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: SW on May 18, 2014, 06:46:41 PM
Have you read his "reports", an out and out tosspot if you ask me. It would have been too busy and the programme probably lacked staples.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: York Alty on May 18, 2014, 06:51:25 PM
The programme wasn't a normal Robins Review as this was formally a neutral venue.

The column is of interest generally but the views of one bloke don't make much of a difference to me.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Hale Alty on May 18, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Timperley The Best on May 18, 2014, 09:23:10 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?


People really left before extra time ?
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Jimmy on May 18, 2014, 09:40:53 PM
You may if your a ground hopper and your not bothered about result
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Darren on May 18, 2014, 09:47:00 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?


People really left before extra time ?

Quite a few from both clubs why only they will know.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: York Alty on May 18, 2014, 09:59:09 PM
You may if your a ground hopper and your not bothered about result

As in you're more interested in the ground.  Visiting the ground is the object of the exercise, not watching the game.  Doesn't that make a mockery of the trip?  

Anyway, perhaps this chap thought the game, from a neutrals perspectives was average. It's just one geezer.

You pay the price at the gate.  Stay or go, you've paid, your choice.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Jimmy on May 18, 2014, 10:09:06 PM
The ground hopper thing to me is very odd anyway I think they should meet a woman
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: wayno on May 18, 2014, 10:53:26 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?


People really left before extra time ?

Quite a few from both clubs why only they will know.
i actually spoke to someone who left after 90 as they had been cold !

Some may of left as they had to be somewhere else ?

Madness any way sheer madness
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: wayno on May 18, 2014, 10:54:40 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?
how any one could give that game a 3 is beyond me

Knows nothing about football
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: York Alty on May 18, 2014, 11:04:45 PM
Match 3?

Was he one of those few that left before extra-time?
how any one could give that game a 3 is beyond me

Knows nothing about football

Knows about pies though: 4.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: taxi Phil on May 18, 2014, 11:18:36 PM
The ground hopper thing to me is very odd anyway I think they should meet a woman
I've met too many bloody women.....and I'm looking forward to opening my virgin grounds account at Buxton  :D
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Nom de plume on May 19, 2014, 04:33:02 PM

I've met too many bloody women.....and I'm looking forward to opening my virgin grounds account at Buxton  :D

Have they all been virgins Phil?
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Iateallthepies on May 20, 2014, 12:00:28 PM
4 out of 5 for the welcome.

He must have bumped into Kenny palin. Top bloke; always welcomes people.
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: taxi Phil on May 20, 2014, 01:29:39 PM

I've met too many bloody women.....and I'm looking forward to opening my virgin grounds account at Buxton  :D

Have they all been virgins Phil?
The grounds have.......
Title: Re: Ground Hopper column in today's Non League Paper on Alty v Guiseley
Post by: Uncle Globnasty on May 20, 2014, 11:32:49 PM
Does this mean we can look forward to the deflowering of Bristol, among others?