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The idea of giving a champions league berth to the winners is a good one, as it makes mid table premier league teams start taking it more seriously.

Rest of the ideas clearly pulled out of someone's arse.

Can you explain how an oval is the same as being round? And surely cross sections of stuff dont count? Because a football is nowhere near round?

I'm presuming he means its homeomorphic to a circle (in whatever dimension) rather than being a circle itself (whoever said maths degrees are useless)? 

What is round and used at moss lane? Apart from the ball (just to make this thread even more pedantic )

Jody Banim's signed?

Blindfold chess (no board or pieces necessary for that)

I have no idea what the break even figure is to hold one of these games bearing in mind the "gate" is split but I'd be surprised if we don't make a loss each time. My possible solution would be to introduce a loyalty scheme for fans whereby you get a points tally for attending games, yes I know it requires technology and admin. Points could be collected and redeemed on merchandise or free entry. Games like these could be rated with a much higher points tally than the more attractive fixtures therefore giving an incentive.

Surely they deduct costs of holding the game before spiting the gate?

And the points system is a good idea, though you could always just print a coupon in the program rather than keeping a record of everyone.

genuine question.  What does "trolled" mean?

Defending a stupid point of view just to rile people.

Only athletics is really like that, great footbaling brains are still required for football.

Hewson for Joseph