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[Ballers]

ballers m8 no offence but tesco is cheaper than anyof the other major supermarkets.I work at alty tesco's and it's nothing to do with publicity,its to do with their secuirity company having enough staff as they only hire two members to work at a certain time there will be 5 or 6 secuirity staff on between the arrivall of the first train that arrives at piccadilly manchester on saturday till 7pm.

With respect James it's nothing to do with that at all. Tesco was never, ever going to be shut this Saturday, not for a minute, as has been well known. If you genuinely think that then they've seen you coming pal.

[James Black]

message 4 mitchymoo whilest i work at tesco i'm doing a hospitallity course at south trafford col no offence m8 but your an i'dt the seed in and avocado are black u tosser

[RocketDan]

Hello, Hello, Hello
I'm not going to shop at tesco
cos we're playing millwall
making no money at all
I'm not going to shop at tesco

[RocketDan]

strange as it is, i am actually in the middle of reading this book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tescopoly-How-Shop-Came-Matters/dp/1845295110/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/203-3489593-8315901?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1194627860&sr=8-1

its got nothing to do with football, but it is a good read.

[Uncle Globnasty]

message 4 mitchymoo whilest i work at tesco i'm doing a hospitallity course at south trafford col no offence m8 but your an i'dt the seed in and avocado are black u tosser

You obviously haven't learnt anything then? Charming the customers eh?

[markecky]

message 4 mitchymoo whilest i work at tesco i'm doing a hospitallity course at south trafford col no offence m8 but your an i'dt the seed in and avocado are black u tosser

That is the funniest message I have read on here for months!  Hospitality and then an inhospitable rant!

[Toff Apple]

Avacodo seeds only turn black as the fruit is slightly old to eat, otherwise I think that you will find they are of a light brown colour.
I thank you.

[thegazelle]

I think you.ll the find avocado has a stone and they go black once over ripe
you need to listen whilst at college its all ok doing a course its the passing the exam at the end young man that is the tricky bit and then moving into the real world and learning how it is really done.

[SW]

An erudite posting from our own legendary catering expert.

In my experience Tesco fruit and veg is sh!t, goes off in the car on the way home. Anyone who shops there who has a real choice is frankly beyond hope. Even ASDA is better and they are scabby too.

[baldrick]

Eat seedless grapes instead. They are cheaper, less hassle and good for the kidneys after too much booze. Does anyone know why green grapes are called white grapes? They should be called green grapes.

[SW]

The same reason red ones are called black grapes.

We've got a cheeseplant, not produced any for the four years we've owned it...............must've got it at Tesco.

[thegazelle]

me too i bought a rubber plant

not one condom or eraser has it furbished me with and dont get me started on the date tree

[James Black]

sorry lads got my fruit mixed up wot a prat i am and yes ballers they shouldn't of hinted at closing if they weren't going to

[hsmith1]

Who wants an Advocardo anyway,Give me a good English Apple anyday.Never mind Tesco GET BEHIND the Robins

[Dougals Dad]

For the 2nd day running I went as far as the Tesco car park (in Irvine) but did not go into the store!

That shows them!