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 What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
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RageAgainstTheFirstTeam

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What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« on: September 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM »
One day I went to Solihull,
and that weekend I was full,
of naive optimism for my team

What I saw that day was dire,
and ever after I could tire,
of woeful hoofball tactics up to Twiss

Williams was truly appalling,
Matt Fearon is no Chris smalling,
and Astley Mullholland's pretty poor

Zodiac cola tastes like p*ss,
but it's not as bad as another  Reeves miss,
as he spurns another golden chance on goal

Shouts of "Come on!" from Birch brother Dennis,
I've got to get away from that moaning menace!

Awful weather, result and a pretty sh*t ground,
that weekend, the only thing I found,
is that following Alty FC is pretty tedious!
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 08:45:27 PM by NickyClee'sClickyKnee »
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Re: Yesterday...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 08:30:43 PM »
funny :)
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Mick

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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 08:50:27 PM »
What was wrong with the ground or the weather......
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 09:03:02 PM »
Quote from: Mick on September 18, 2011, 08:50:27 PM
What was wrong with the ground or the weather......

Apart from the short 20 second shower, it was nice weather

Ground was nothing special, but enough for this level - bar was nice too


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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 09:13:07 PM »
I thought it was quite cold and windy. The ground wasn't really too bad, just no atmosphere.

Don't take it seriously!
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 09:35:59 PM »
Love it good effort
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 11:12:27 PM »
The evil that men do lives after them.........

See - Shakespeare just KNEW about Graham Heathcote all those years ago.
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 12:01:29 AM »
Simply

Alas!
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 12:10:02 AM »


"Two nil, or not two nil: that is the question."


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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 12:11:15 AM »
A Comedy of Errors ?
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 12:39:10 AM »
Quote from: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on September 19, 2011, 12:10:02 AM


"Two nil, or not two nil: that is the question."




Well, we certainly seem to be suffering "the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" but I don't quite feel suicidal just yet !
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 07:45:28 AM »
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless fanbase!
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 09:34:10 AM »
Quote from: NickyClee'sClickyKnee on September 19, 2011, 07:45:28 AM
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless fanbase!
But yet the most literary (and literate) fanbase in the kingdom!
(I know its a Queendom but that doesn't sound right  ;) )
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
Quote from: Robin Reliant on September 19, 2011, 09:34:10 AM
Quote from: NickyClee'sClickyKnee on September 19, 2011, 07:45:28 AM
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless fanbase!
But yet the most literary (and literate) fanbase in the kingdom!
(I know its a Queendom but that doesn't sound right  ;) )

Beaten by the Dubs yesterday at Croker.

.......back on theme......Now is the winter of our discontent
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Re: What Would Shakespeare Have Said About Yesterday...?
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2011, 01:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Globnasty on September 19, 2011, 10:45:04 AM
Quote from: Robin Reliant on September 19, 2011, 09:34:10 AM
Quote from: NickyClee'sClickyKnee on September 19, 2011, 07:45:28 AM
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless fanbase!
But yet the most literary (and literate) fanbase in the kingdom!
(I know its a Queendom but that doesn't sound right  ;) )

Beaten by the Dubs yesterday at Croker.

.......back on theme......Now is the winter of our discontent

I believe this is some form of Gaelic football reference if it's gone over your head folks.
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