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OldhamAlty

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« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2008, 09:45:41 PM »
Quote from: Altyant on September 04, 2008, 09:41:11 PM
Can someone please translate lol?

Roughly, Altrincham aren't performing to the standard I would like.
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SW

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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2008, 10:21:53 PM »
IF IT CARRYS ON WE WILL BE IN CONFERENCE NORTH

Lets release it, Carry On Conference...........Sid James, Hattie Jaques,Kenneth Williams  Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Jim Dale.
 
Right  lets start casting this,

Suggestions for the Carry on Alty stars?
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2008, 07:54:30 AM »
Quote from: SW on September 04, 2008, 10:21:53 PM
IF IT CARRYS ON WE WILL BE IN CONFERENCE NORTH

Lets release it, Carry On Conference...........Sid James, Hattie Jaques,Kenneth Williams  Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Jim Dale.
 
Right  lets start casting this,

Suggestions for the Carry on Alty stars?

Sid James-Peter Hughes
Barbara Winsor-The Gazelle in drag
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Re: ALTY
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2008, 11:29:31 AM »
Barbara windor ....i am not sure i know which way to take that.... oo er missus


Carry on up the conference

we could have loads of innuendo about going down and
 keeping it up stiff at the back
gettting it in to the hole
changing ends

how about wayne for jim dale
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ArmchairAlty

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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2008, 01:13:37 PM »
STUFF THE CHANCE...?!

GENIUS.

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Darren

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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2008, 01:57:58 PM »
Quote from: thegazelle on September 05, 2008, 11:29:31 AM
Barbara windor ....i am not sure i know which way to take that.... oo er missus


Carry on up the conference

we could have loads of innuendo about going down and
 keeping it up stiff at the back
gettting it in to the hole
changing ends

how about wayne for jim dale

ooooooooooooH misses
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Re: ALTY
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2008, 02:41:51 PM »


stop messing about
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Sainthelen

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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2008, 04:23:05 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! MATRON!!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE HIM ONE??

(I MEAN A COLD BED BATH, OF COURSE- FOR BEING SO CHEEKY!)
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2008, 05:58:12 PM »
Quote from: thegazelle on September 05, 2008, 11:29:31 AM
Barbara windor ....i am not sure i know which way to take that.... oo er missus


Carry on up the conference

we could have loads of innuendo about going down and
 keeping it up stiff at the back
gettting it in to the hole
changing ends

how about wayne for jim dale

This is slander; i will be consulting with my lawyers
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