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Jenga

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Moan Time
« on: October 17, 2007, 09:44:01 PM »
Where are our new toilets?

It is hard to sh*t and wipe your arse successfully in the dark !!!
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Mrs Warbouys

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 09:52:07 PM »
Id sooner sign a big striker, I can sh*t at home.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 09:54:34 PM »
Those of us who were kids during the miners strikes of the early 70s can.
My tip is to go at home before the game. Just joking.

Suppose we must call it progress............if those new floodlights only 'spilled' light like the old ones did, then we would all be able to see in the toilets.

Did notice today that the turnstiles behind the burger van have been demolished and a new wall is being built.

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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 09:55:24 PM »
I have on the odd occasion been there but having a dump in a football ground toilet..........er no, leave it till later.
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Steak & Kidney pudding, chips, mushy peas and a pint of gravy.

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 09:58:36 PM »
Quote from: SW on October 17, 2007, 09:55:24 PM
having a dump in a football ground toilet.

DISASTER!
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markecky

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 10:10:31 PM »
I think that something had hit the wall above the turnstiles and made it unsafe.

Those turnstiles had some sentimental value..its a sad day for me!
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Alty365

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 10:26:16 PM »
Quote from: markecky on October 17, 2007, 10:10:31 PM
I think that something had hit the wall above the turnstiles and made it unsafe.

Those turnstiles had some sentimental value..its a sad day for me!

I remember waiting at the front of the queue for those turnstiles to open prior to the Chester replay in 1992. It will be weird walking down Golf Road now that they are not there.
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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 10:29:37 PM »
Get to Kendal Gayer,its cup fever time, Take the Euston to Edinburgh service and get off at oxenholme, its a mile from Kendals ground  ;D
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Alty365

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 10:44:44 PM »
Quote from: Hughesy on October 17, 2007, 10:29:37 PM
Get to Kendal Gayer,its cup fever time, Take the Euston to Edinburgh service and get off at oxenholme, its a mile from Kendals ground  ;D

As long as I'm not working I'll be coming home for the weekend on the Friday and then driving to Kendal. I won't know if I'm working until the Friday afternoon though...
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crossie

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 11:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Jenga on October 17, 2007, 09:44:01 PM
Where are our new toilets?

It is hard to sh*t and wipe your arse successfully in the dark !!!

You have got a bog at home us it, its just wrong to dump at a football game.
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Jenga

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 08:48:07 AM »
Sometimes it is just not possible to dump at home, after one of those burgers all strange things happen to your body, it just cant be helped. :-*
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Alty365

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 09:07:47 AM »
Have a cack in the toilet in the Noel White Suite. It's much better in there.  ;D
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penfold

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 10:55:37 AM »
What the hell is the fans forum coming to where we are discussing the best place in moss lane to shave a "Richard the third". Really going in some dirty dark bog near the Alty Shop, isnt on at all its just wrong!
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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 11:09:23 AM »
If its dark just have one in a tescos bag at the back of the Golf Road tie a knot in the bag and pop it in the bin. ;D
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Alex

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Re: Moan Time
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2007, 11:11:28 AM »
no don't do that the "litter pickers" don't apreciate it  ;)
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