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Great - it's the best Oxford have played for months.  We didn't play Vics until they were on a bit of form.  When we will get someone on a bad day

We did.
Weymouth at Moss Lane!

I really do miss not being able to get to the matches,seeing Alty players coming out of the Vics club before the games we used to have against them in the Cheshire league,and staggering through the game and i dont mean Jackie Swindells

Are you referring to Johnny Worth, by any chance?

What has been wrong with his tactics

Have you not been reading this Forum for the last five months?!

And if anyone had any doubt that GH was hurt as much as us on Boxing Day then his reaction at the end should have dispelled that. He was as extatic as we were. I think a few of the players were told they were playing for their futures at the club and it showed.

Surely it's not just some of the players whose future at the club is in question?

Does anyone else sense an aura of panic?

Is it true Hughesy have one of those football bloopers DVDs out with running commentry from the man?
I went to Woolworths but i couldnt find it

Yes.
Hughesy's DVD features footage of most of the 48 league goals Alty have conceded so far this season.....

This was written for last Saturday's programme (and compiled before Dalton's unexpected departure).

I hope it raises a smile or two during what has been a rather depressing week for the Alty faithful.

No doubt George Heslop's lawyer is already preparing his writ (again)....


ALTRINCHAM FC CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME 2007

Following on from last year’s critically acclaimed production of Jack and the Beanstalk (which starred the legendary Ian Tunnacliffe as the Giant and Peter Thomson as the Beanstalk), I am delighted to reveal that this year’s Altrincham FC Christmas pantomime will be CINDERELLA.

Allow me to unveil an exclusive preview of the cast list:

Cinderella: Graham Heathcote

Buttons: Dalton Steele

Baron Hardup: Geoff Goodwin

The Wicked Stepmother: Colin Peake

First Ugly Sister: George Heslop

Second Ugly Sister: Phil Taylor

The Fairy Godmother: Carole Nash

Prince Charming: Lee Ashcroft of Kendal Town

Dandini: Grahame Rowley

Eucharistic Minister: Brian Flynn

Mice: Chris Senior, Steve Aspinall and Foz

Glass Coach Supplier: Go Goodwin’s

Glass Coach Transport Co-ordinator: Ecky 

Footmen on Glass Coach: Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne

Glass Slippers Supplier: Jacqui Forster

Giant Pumpkin: Tony Kelly

Heckler at Ball: Dennis Birch

Cabaret Act at Ball: Marcus Hallows

Raffle ticket seller at Ball: Barry Pond

Raffle winner at Ball: Brian Flynn

Unauthorised Foreign Dignitary at Ball: James Robinson

Gatecrasher at Ball: Angus Loughran/Statto

Non-speaking Extra at Ball: Justin Bowler

Narrator: Rafo

Radio Reporter: Brian Flynn

Scriptwriter: John Laidlar

Set Designer/Builder: Warren Peyton

Costume Designer: Ian Senior

Costume Maintenance: Jenny Heslop

George Heslop’s stunt double: Brad Pitt

Phil Taylor’s stunt double: Angelina Jolie.

(Setanta Sports were due to broadcast a ‘live’ performance of this theatrical show but, apparently, they have now opted to cover Oxford United’s pantomime instead).

Right, I’m now heading off to secure the urgent services of a barrister who specialises in defending libel suits…..

Happy New Year to all those who love Altrincham FC.

I seem to recall that our present manager has had one or two 'disagreements' with supporters at Moss Lane over the years...!