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Title: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Mrs Warbouys on March 02, 2009, 09:34:03 PM
Please beat these wankers tomorrow
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Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: wayno on March 02, 2009, 09:46:04 PM
Please beat these wankers tomorrow
 >:(
http://www.poppynet.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4950

Bunch of c o c k s
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: fuertes on March 02, 2009, 09:51:59 PM
We're characterised by Mancunian arrogance? I could've sworn it was other teams who make use of the "We should be beating..." prefix.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Alex on March 02, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
it's not arrogance it's just knowledge of a simple fact that being born mancunian is the first victory in life.

I HOPE WE BEAT THEM, but we never beat the teams that really deserve it.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Jimmy Hill on March 02, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
I'm usually reluctant to pass comment on people solely on the basis of their internet persona.

However I will make an exception for Dazza - without doubt the most pathetic man to ever bash furiously at keyboard.

A fat-headed Kettering moron.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: markecky on March 02, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
Dazza..another one of the list of self styled internet celebrities that love being controversial online to mask issues in real life.

Remember him saying he was going to storm into our social club and announce that we should have gone down etc etc

Yawn.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: fuertes on March 02, 2009, 10:27:15 PM
Dazza..another one of the list of self styled internet celebrities that love being controversial online to mask issues in real life.

Remember him saying he was going to storm into our social club and announce that we should have gone down etc etc

Yawn.

I've just noticed that the picture he chooses to display everytime he posts is a pint of Fosters. What a moronic cheap lager swilling pseudo-Brummy C**t. I really hope we turn them over now.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: crossie on March 02, 2009, 10:58:01 PM
This feller DrD he's probably some arm chair fan, who gets thrills out of making little jibes at other teams, he won't even by at the game tomorrow, probably blaming it on the credit crunch, just an all round general prize winning prik.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Narcissist on March 03, 2009, 07:45:30 AM
Not local, not rivals, not great away support.......and he's still so bothered.

Kettering who?

One team in Cheshire, there's only one team in Cheshire!!
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: bighairedmike on March 03, 2009, 07:52:15 AM
Dazza..another one of the list of self styled internet celebrities that love being controversial online to mask issues in real life.

Remember him saying he was going to storm into our social club and announce that we should have gone down etc etc

Yawn.

I've just noticed that the picture he chooses to display everytime he posts is a pint of Fosters. What a moronic cheap lager swilling pseudo-Brummy C**t. I really hope we turn them over now.

Underneath it does say "Australian for sh*t" to be fair. But since when have we ever been fair?   ;D
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Number23 on March 03, 2009, 09:29:46 AM
"not amongst our rivals for the play-offs"
Correct. We are their rivals for mid-table obscurity.  And he accuses us of arrogance. Tosser.

At least Altrincham is in an identifiable area (Manchester, North-West , take your pick). Where the feck is Kettering? It's in that non-descript region which includes Northampton and Peterborough which is so dull that no-one even bothers to invent a name for it.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Ballers on March 03, 2009, 11:45:46 AM
"not amongst our rivals for the play-offs"

They've said that before though and it came back to haunt them.

 ;D
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Paul Cain's Chip Pan on March 03, 2009, 12:21:06 PM
I'm actually quite amused at how offended they are by us!  :D

Their talk of our poor away following makes me laugh also, especially after their following of about 70 at our place right at the beginning of the season, not to mention their sub-50 showing at Vics last tuesday!

On the subject of Kettering and playoffs, has anyone ever single-handedly altered the course of a game more than Val Owen did that day? What a hero!!
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Toff Apple on March 03, 2009, 12:31:35 PM
The own goal from the player having a testimonial the very next day was amusing also
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: thegazelle on March 03, 2009, 01:51:17 PM
aways have been a bunch of knobs with a sh*t ground and sh*t fans .

The league cup invasion of the second season of the conference was almost as good as the play off win.

us oldies still recall the celebrations in desborough and some of us remember hiding in a garden (wasnt me )i ended up in the directors box by default.

all in all many happy hunting days in north London, sh*t beer though

in summary kettering fans are a bunch of cockney week beer swilling faggots with a sh*t ground and an empty trophy cabinet its obvipously a jealousy thing the tw@s

Glad i got that of my chest
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Jezza on March 03, 2009, 02:47:24 PM

They sound as if they are still bitter we beat them to the conference by a good few years by knocking them out of the play offs.

Can't be long before their ground issues and cost of riding so high in the conference come back to haunt them so I'd be happy with a draw.

I'm not going....1) don't want to give the bastards any money and 2) I'm far too sh*t scared of their hard crew that prowl the outside of the ground with their skateboards.

I'm sure with their friendly attitude they will continue to win friends and continue to be a big draw for the little clubs like Torquay etc determined to make the kettering trip the first one in the diary when the fixtures come out.....NOT.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Narcissist on March 03, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
aways have been a bunch of knobs with a sh*t ground and sh*t fans .

The league cup invasion of the second season of the conference was almost as good as the play off win.

us oldies still recall the celebrations in desborough and some of us remember hiding in a garden (wasnt me )i ended up in the directors box by default.

all in all many happy hunting days in north London, sh*t beer though

in summary kettering fans are a bunch of cockney week beer swilling faggots with a sh*t ground and an empty trophy cabinet its obvipously a jealousy thing the tw@s

Glad i got that of my chest

Did you edit that to make it even more offensive?

I remember kettering from when i first started going to alty, we always seemed pretty similar clubs, but i guess we've always had the edge and thats what causes the idiots to open their mouths.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: Butty on March 03, 2009, 05:17:35 PM
What surprises me about their club is that they appear to be moaning about having so many games in such a short spae of time nad having to 'pick and choose'. Have Kettering never heard of season tickets?
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: fuertes on March 03, 2009, 07:35:10 PM
What surprises me about their club is that they appear to be moaning about having so many games in such a short spae of time nad having to 'pick and choose'. Have Kettering never heard of season tickets?

Season tickets? You mean make a commitment to support your team before gauging how often they're winning? Don't be daft  ::)
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: wonderstuff on March 04, 2009, 07:54:38 AM
I've just read the comments made by DrD, and Dazza, and the fact that they don't like Alty is no big deal, it's quite amusing really, but they have no real reason to dis-like us. My Brother is a Worcester fan, and he recently came to watch Alty play Northwich. He couldn't get over how good the playing surface was, and the standard at which the Altrincham 'part-timers' play, plus he got speaking to a couple other fans, and not once did he have reason to call anyone an 'arse hole', and no-one was arrogant towards him.

We can't help living in the shadow of a great, world renowned city, whereas Kettering lies...er...near a field where they grow cabbages.
Incidentally, and this no blight on the guy, but on Wikipedia Kettering list 'Joe Blackburn - Eating disorder sufferer' as 'a person of note'.

 I think DrD, and Dazza would probably benefit from having sex.....with a lady.
Title: Re: FAO Altrincham Players
Post by: fuertes on March 04, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
We can't help living in the shadow of a great, world renowned city, whereas Kettering lies...er...near a field where they grow cabbages.
Incidentally, and this no blight on the guy, but on Wikipedia Kettering list 'Joe Blackburn - Eating disorder sufferer' as 'a person of note'.

 I think DrD, and Dazza would probably benefit from having sex.....with a lady.

That's hilarious, have a Goodwin!