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[Stan Hibbert]

Hi Mr B,

Been trying to phone you but it keeps going to answerphone.

Just wanted to let you know that I got the Toilet Duck for your Nan and will bring it to the game tonight.

See you later.

[MrB]

Thanks Dol Isaf, yea I'm in the library so I turn my phone off. It's the lemon scented one isn't it? Hope you got the staff discount so we 0.85p to spend without her knowing!

Thanks again, your the main man.

[Dynamo Joe]

Talk about living the life....

[MrB]

Talk about living the life....

I know, to think this time 3 years ago I was a sub paper boy and now I'm a security officer of a very popular shopping centre (can't name it for security reasons sorry) but lets just say..you'll know it.
I feel blessed.
It's people like Dol Isaf that makes it tho, helping out my nan in times of need.
Not really for the Alty Forum this tho.

What do you do 'Dynamo' Joe?!

[Get back in yer box!]

Can you get 'staff discount' on those Toilet Duck Fresh Discs too?
Let me know, we are down to the last one in our current refill.

[Dynamo Joe]

What do you do 'Dynamo' Joe?!

I'm a teabag perforater- a very demanding job as it can put a STRAIN on your relationship  

Nothing wrong with helping out your nan though

[MrB]

Can you get 'staff discount' on those Toilet Duck Fresh Discs too?
Let me know, we are down to the last one in our current refill.

I can't answer for Dol Isaf..but I know in the past he's said he just does it for friends and family. He doesn't want to causing problems at work and doesn't want it getting out if hand. But maybe private message him, I'm sure he'll be honest with you and maybe tell you where is the cheapest to get it from, if not from him.

[Hamilton]

"Toilet, duck!"

The last words I heard before being hit over the head by a lavatory!

[wayno]

Talk about living the life....

I know, to think this time 3 years ago I was a sub paper boy and now I'm a security officer of a very popular shopping centre (can't name it for security reasons sorry) but lets just say..you'll know it.
I feel blessed.
It's people like Dol Isaf that makes it tho, helping out my nan in times of need.
Not really for the Alty Forum this tho.

What do you do 'Dynamo' Joe?!

is it stretford Arndale ?

[MrB]

Talk about living the life....

I know, to think this time 3 years ago I was a sub paper boy and now I'm a security officer of a very popular shopping centre (can't name it for security reasons sorry) but lets just say..you'll know it.
I feel blessed.
It's people like Dol Isaf that makes it tho, helping out my nan in times of need.
Not really for the Alty Forum this tho.

What do you do 'Dynamo' Joe?!

is it stretford Arndale ?

✅

[Uncle Globnasty]

I have entered an alternate universe of freakish domesticity.

[MrB]

What do you do 'Dynamo' Joe?!

I'm a teabag perforater- a very demanding job as it can put a STRAIN on your relationship  

Nothing wrong with helping out your nan though

I'm glad you pointed out the STRAIN by using capital letters as I'd never have got it otherwise. Thanks

[AltyTunnelSteward]

I was tempted to take a LEAF out of your book and post a tea based pun.

However I chose not to as I did not relish the TANNIN I would likely recieve if my attempts at humour went to POT

[thegazelle]

I have entered an alternate universe of freakish domesticity.

Should that not be freekish domestosicity, Hah picky i know.

[Dynamo Joe]

I'm glad you pointed out the STRAIN by using capital letters as I'd never have got it otherwise. Thanks

My pleasure! We do take the forum seriously don't we!